The road to perdition seems to be paid with NSFW Tile Tequila pics
The road to perdition seems to be paid with NSFW Tile Tequila pics Tila Tequila pics are flaring up on the Web again in the wake of the recent appearance on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM satellite radio show. What we know about the celebrity exhibitionist at this point is that she was the star of the TV program “Shot at Love with Tila Tequila”, has had her pictures published in Stuff, Maxim and Penthouse, and lives much of her life on Twitter and MySpace. Tila was also somehow involved in an altercation with the San Diego Chargers’ “Lights Out” Shawne Merriman and she was also the lover of the late Johnson and Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. Those are the high points on her tweetume, or resume, or whatever.
Tila Tequila and pics are on tour
Music is another passion for Miss Tequila, and according to CBS News, Tila Tequila and her pics are out there promoting her new single “I Love My DJ,” probably because he doesn’t need payday loans to take her out. Twitter users who heard a sample of the song on Howard Stern’s program were less than happy if this is any indication:
“I just want to cut my ears off right now. … Make it stop!” “I wanted to smash my radio while listening to the show!”
Yet the haters haven’t stopped Miss Tila from spinning brilliant marketing copy on MySpace: “TELL ALL UR FRIENDS!…SHOW YA GIRL SOME LUV…GET IT NOW!!!!! MUAH!”
Running around Central park in underwear
That’s what Miss Tila proclaimed she’d do on her Facebook page, and I’m sure the standard assortment of cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers are excited to hear that. They probably hung on and listened carefully while she described her first lesbian experience when she was eight. Besides where they can view Tila Tequila’s pics, people really want to know how she is dealing with the loss of Casey Johnson. Miss Tila said that Miss Casey came to her in a vision and told her to become artificially inseminated. Either Miss Tila will need to put up or shut up. Soon we should have Tila Tequila maternity pics, and the C.H.U.D.s should be getting fast cash loans to have larger view screens.
Article sources
Howard Stern’s SiriusXM Satellite radio show
http://www.sirius.com/howard100
Stuff
http://cgi.ebay.com/STUFF-MAGAZINE-TILA-TEQUILA-HOT-AND-SEXY-/160421892222
Maxim
http://www.maxim.com/stuff/girls-of-stuff/38098/tila-tequila.html
Penthouse
http://digg.com/celebrity/See_Tila_Tequila_Nude_in_Penthouse
deadspin.com
http://deadspin.com/5354508/choose-your-side-in-the-great-tequila+merriman-twitter-war
CBS News
http://mosuniverse.com/blogs/taj/2010/04/new-music-tila-tequila-i-love-my-dj/”>I Love My DJ
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/04/13/entertainment/main6391689.shtml
